please talk to me.

available: please talk to me. i want to talk. i need to talk.
busy: fixing my problems with a blade. please talk to me.
away: sitting in a corner not knowing what to do with myself. please talk to me.
be right back: i have to go outside in the rain and just stand there. please talk to me.
away: i'm not coming back inside. please talk to me.
in a call: listening to an answering machine bark robotic commands at me in a monotonous voice. please talk to me.
out to lunch: waiting at my desk, thinking of what to say. please talk to me.
appear offline: i can't take it. please talk to me.

sign out: i've had enough. i'm not signing back in.

please talk to me?

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